Godemiche The Absolem

Description

The Absolem is a fully textured silicone dildo designed for people who enjoy strong, rhythmic sensations. Its smooth, stacked bulb-like rings deliver deep, noticeable stimulation with every thrust, creating a full, wave-like feel along the shaft. Handmade in the UK and available in four sizes, The Absolem is ideal for anyone who loves texture and predictable, satisfying pressure.

Key Features

• 100% platinum silicone
• Smooth, rounded “stacked ring” texture from base to tip
• Straight shaft with consistent circumference
• Pronounced bulbs for strong, rhythmic sensation
• Four size options: X-Small, Small, Medium, Large
• Handmade in the UK
• Body-safe, non-porous and hypoallergenic
• Harness-compatible flared base
• Available in a range of colours
• Easy to clean and maintain

What It Feels Like

• Each smooth bulge creates a strong wave of stimulation during thrusting.
• Noticeable texture without any harsh edges.
• Feels full and rhythmic with consistent pressure along the shaft.
• Predictable girth makes it easy to control intensity.
• Ideal for users who enjoy pronounced in-and-out sensations.

Who This Design Works Best For

Good For

• People who love textured toys.
• Anyone who enjoys rhythmic, wave-like stimulation.
• Intermediate users or confident beginners looking for more sensation.
• Strap-on users who want texture their partner can really feel.
• Users who like a consistent, predictable girth.

Not Good For

• People who prefer completely smooth toys.
• Users looking for a strong curve for G-spot or P-spot targeting.
• Anyone very sensitive to pronounced texture.

How People Use This Toy

• Solo penetration with textured stimulation.
• Partner play with or without a harness.
• Strap-on play where texture and rhythm matter.
• Warm-up for other textured or larger toys.
• Exploring repetitive, wave-like sensations from the stacked bulbs.

Size Guide

Material, Safety & Care

• Material: 100% platinum silicone
• Body-safe, non-porous and hypoallergenic
• Lube: Water-based lubricant recommended
• Cleaning: Wash with warm soapy water; can be boiled for deep cleaning
• Storage: Store separately from other silicone toys

Colours & Handmade Variation

Each Absolem is hand-poured in our UK workshop.

• Surprise Me – a random colour chosen by our makers
• Godemiche Purple – pearlescent purple finish
• One Colour – pick a single colour you love
• Two Colours – pick two colours; we hand-mix your custom pour

Colour mixes, marbling, and pattern placement may vary slightly from toy to toy, so your Absolem will be uniquely yours.

How to Use

FAQ

Is The Absolem suitable for beginners?
Yes. The X-Small and Small sizes are a good option for beginners who want to try texture without overwhelming girth.

How strong is the texture?
The texture is pronounced but smooth. The rounded bulbs create rhythmic, wave-like stimulation without harsh edges.

Can I use The Absolem with a harness?
Yes. The flared base is harness-compatible and works with most O-ring style harnesses.

Does the girth change along the shaft?
No. The circumference stays consistent from bottom to top; the sensation comes from the stacked, smooth bulbs along the shaft.

How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and mild soap after each use, or boil for a deeper clean. Make sure it’s fully dry before storing.

Shipping & Production

• Handmade to order in our UK workshop
• Approximate production time: around 2 weeks
• Shipped in discreet packaging
• Worldwide shipping available